Mr. Calco is the New renaissance Man

Many people have been asking me "who is the new renaissance man?"
Frankly, that's a tough question. You first need to define your terms and then scan the world's population. Well, I've finished. The answer is David Calco. He is smart. He has good friends. He knows a good beer from a bad beer, and he's got a swell family. So, rest easy tonight kids, David is here.